A
12pm rendezvous at Tesco for supplies kicked off our Alien Neet. With
pizzas, crisps, Doritos and beer we were ready for anything.
We
arrived at the venue Mark had setup for the occasion – complete with
fridge!
We took our places, put the first disc in and set off to where
no-one can hear you scream…..
Alien
The
Directors Cut is interesting for one main addition, and one scene
removed. Unlike the theatrical release, here we see Ripley discover
Brett and Dallas cocooned in the walls. It introduces an aspect of the
xenomorph’s methodology that most didn’t see until the sequel. The scene
is a short, but emotional one and though it reveals that Brett and
Dallas weren’t killed initially, it doesn’t lessen the impact of their
earlier encounters with the alien.
One of the scenes removed entirely is when Dallas types questions to Mother, asking for the protocols on their current situation. Having no luck, he types in the question: "What are my chances?" The reply: "Does not compute". Chillingly brilliant, and yet the Director's Cut does away with it. A shame.
My views on Alien as a whole though, remain the same – this is a horror masterpiece of tension and terror. A true landmark in cinema.
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A cheer went up as the credits rolled on our first film of the Neet. A quick toilet break and we were straight into the second.
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Aliens
Of
all the Special Editions, I believe Aliens adds the most running time.
It’s most significant addition is the depiction of daily life on the
LV-426 colony. We see that it’s all about industry as workers mill
around, but we also see whole families are present – with the kids
riding their bikes through the restricted areas. The scamps! And of
course, we are introduced to Newt and her family. We see the results of
their first contact with the alien species and we are gifted with the
highest pitched scream on film.
There
are also a few scenes that hark back to the original. The camera glides
slowly over monitors and work stations, the scenes dark and silent.
What’s
remarkable about all of this is that despite the added length, it
doesn’t slow the pace. Aliens Special Edition continues to get to the
point. It slams down the accelerator from the start and never lets up.
“Ease down! Ease down!”
Not
only do I still believe this is one of the greatest action films ever
made, I now see how truly brave it was to take Ridley Scott’s concept
and steer it in a new direction.
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With
a grape-sized bladder, I had another toilet stop after Aliens while the
pizzas went in the oven. If there were any fears that the best of Alien
Neet had already passed, no-one voiced their concerns. With the smell
of food drifting in, we were feeling good and ready for round 3. Mark
wore a crisp packet as a hat and Jack said: don’t take a picture of me.
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Alien 3
A
directors cut of this film would probably cut it out of David Fincher’s
life entirely. Apparently he’s disowned it, but I hope this is just
down to his experiences making it, rather than the film itself – because
I think it’s great.
Alien
3 is more of a sequel to the first film than it is to Aliens as we are
back to one “dragon” stalking its prey. There is a large cast and we are
often not familiar enough with them for their inevitable scenes of
demise to resonate, but this is more than made up for by the viciousness
of it all. Alien 3 is by far and away the most gruesome of the 4 films
with blood and guts in generous supply. It is also the most
foul-mouthed. Even the grunts of the colonial marines didn’t drop this
many f-bombs!
The
Special Edition of this film is billed as a reconstruction of the
original vision and there are two interesting differences from the
theatrical cut. In this version, the alien doesn’t come from a dog, but
an ox. With the ox already dead and not a domesticated animal, its
chestbursting scene lacks the pathos of the dog’s scene, but it makes
more sense with the cattle kept by the prisoners and the size of the
xenomorph.
The
second big difference is in Ripley’s sacrificial plunge into the
furnace. (Sorry for the spoiler, but if you haven’t already seen these
films, where the hell have you been?). In the theatrical version, the
alien bursts from her chest mid-fall and Ripley grabs it and holds it in
place to drag it down with her. In the Special Edition, there is no
chestburst – just her graceful fall into the flames as the music soars.
While
the special edition version is of noticeably poorer quality than
the chestbursting one, I think it works better. It makes more sense for
Alien Resurrection when they cloned Ripley with the alien still inside
her and it’s satisfying to get through all four films without our
heroine suffering that most horrible of fates she witnessed befall Kane
aboard the Nostromo.
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Fearing
by now that there was something seriously wrong with me, I once again
headed to the toilet. With pizza and the world’s biggest chips eaten, we
were refreshed. Except for Jack who started to complain of belly ache
and the need for a more substantial toilet stop. Like a hero, he
struggled on.
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Alien Resurrection
This
is very much the sci-fi one in my view, ensured by its central premise
of Ellen Ripley cloned 200 years into the future along with the alien
queen she died with.
We
have a good cast of characters here, including a very different Ripley.
With her DNA mixed with the xenomorph, she has gained strength,
agility, acid blood and a general all round hornyness. We
do see a glimmer of her old self when she encounters the previous
failed attempts at creating her, but aside from that, she’s a badass
from start to finish.
The
special edition of the film adds a few bits here and there, but the
most significant being a longer end sequence. In the version released in
cinemas, the Betty enters Earth’s atmosphere and the film fades to
black after a view of the sun through the clouds, a bit of land and a
short conversation between Ripley and Call about being strangers on
Earth. The special edition sees the Betty land and then Ripley and Call
have the same conversation on a poorly made set, before the camera turns
and pans across the landscape. The ship has landed in Paris / Blackpool
and the city is looking worse for wear.
I’m
not one of those people who needs a film’s ending to be all sunshine
and rainbows, but I must say I preferred the sense of hope that a simple
view of the clouds offered.
My
view of the Newborn remains lukewarm at best. Basically, as Ripley has
been changed by xenos DNA, the queen herself has also had a dose of
human genes and grown a womb. And what should come out of it? A
human-alien-Michael Jackson hybrid with, admittedly, an awesome right
hook, but also a penchant for giving puppy-dog eyes and generally
looking really silly.
Ultimately
though, my view of Alien Resurrection improved. I always knew it was a
good film, but when you watch it on its own, you invariably raise the
first two films up onto a high pedestal and compare – leaving
Resurrection with no chance. Watched all together, however, and
Resurrection becomes a natural evolution of the franchise and a worthy
addition. It is without doubt, an Alien movie – one of four amazing
experiences.
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One
final note. The thing that occurred to us the most during Alien Neet,
was just how wet it is in space. Seriously. It’s basically raining in
the Nostromo when Brett gets taken. It’s chucking it down on LV-426 and
the marines are the sweatiest bunch since the crew of the USS Alabama in
Crimson Tide. More rain and sweat in Alien 3 and then Alien
Resurrection comes along and not only are the aliens the moistest
they’ve ever been, but there’s an entire section of the film under
water! In space!
Anyway.
Alien Neet was a resounding success. And as we dumped plates and
glasses and crisp bags in the kitchen for our host to clean up and
headed out of the gate - over 9 hours from where we began - one thing
was obvious:
The “Neet” would return.