The Kotheous Campaign - Pt.2: Prologue Mission - The Signal: Overview

Here is the overview for the prologue mission of my Warhammer 40,000 campaign, as introduced in my blog post here.

Follow these links for the progress of Tim’s campaign:

Starport Scramble: The Mission
Prelude to the Starport Assault
Forces present at the Starport Assault

Initiative
The Space Wolves have the initiative on the first turn unless the Eldar can steal it on a roll of a 6.

Game Length
Variable

Deployment
Custom – The Eldar army begin the game in reserve. The Space Wolves deploy within 12” of the left board edge

Army Size
500 points

Victory Conditions
The winner is the army that controls the objective at the end of the game, or wipes out the opposing army. All units except vehicles are scoring units.
If the objective is contested, or no-one controls it by the end of the game, the winner is decided by points scored from Secondary Objectives. If there is still no winner, the game is a draw.

Reserves
The Eldar army starts the game in reserve.
The Space Wolves must deploy a HQ and TROOP choice, but any other units may remain in reserve.On turn one, roll a D6 for each unit in reserve. On a 3+ they arrive on the battlefield. From turn two, roll a D6 and on a 2+, units arrive from reserve. On turn three, any units left in reserve deploy automatically.Space Wolves arriving from reserve move in from the left table edge.
Eldar arriving from reserve roll a D6. On a 1-2, they arrive from the right table edge. On a 3-4, they arrive from the top table edge. On a 5-6, they arrive from the bottom table edge.
If the unit arriving from reserve has the Scout ability, it may choose to arrive from any table edge, including the left.

Primary Objective
The device emitting the signal on the Skyshield Landing pad in the centre of the board.

Secondary Objectives
Slay the Warlord
First Blood


Army List – Space Wolves 

HQ
Wolf Lord w/ 2 wolf claws (140)

Troops
10 Blood Claws – Power weapon, plasma pistol, plasma gun (190)

Elite
Dreadnought w/ twin-linked lascannons (135)

Transport
Rhino (35)

Total: 500 points  


Army List – Eldar 

HQ
Farseer w/ Mind War (75)

Troops
10 Dire Avengers – Exarch w/ power weapon, shimmershield and Bladestorm (162)

10 Guardians w/ starcannon+ Warlock w/ singing spear (133)

3 Jetbikes

Heavy Support
War Walker w/ 2 scatter lasers (60)

Total: 496

In the next update, we'll have the full battle report.

The Kotheous Campaign - Pt. 1: Introduction

In my last blog entry I told you about all the new discoveries I’ve been experiencing of late. New discoveries inevitably take up more of my time – particularly the enthusiasm I have for Fantasy Flight card games at the minute. What this means is my Games Workshop hobby has suffered a little. I haven’t painted in a month or two now and only had one game of Dreadfleet.

Well thanks to fellow #warmonger Tim (@warllama40k), this is about to change.

If you’ve read previous blog entries, you’ll know Tim and I crossed paths on Twitter whilst discussing the wargaming hobby and have since met on a couple of occasions at Warhammer World and Games Day.
Over on his blog here, he has started work on a Warhammer 40,000 campaign and while reading about his preparation and ideas, I decided to get in on the action.

My experience of 40K campaigns is limited. My friend and I have played through all six Planetstrike missions, but while they are thematically linked with an escalating level of threat and devastation, there aren’t actually any rules that change the following game based on the events of the last, as is usually the case in a campaign.
We did try out a two-game campaign during a visit to Warhammer World, with a smaller game to begin with – the winner of which would be the defender in the subsequent battle, controlling turreted strongholds against the attackers deep striking in. Beyond this though, my games of Warhammer 40,000 have been single skirmishes.

Following Tim’s guidance, I’m hoping to put together a five game campaign pitting the Space Wolves against the Eldar. I say five games, but it’s actually going to be six.
I know, I know, I shouldn’t be having an even number of games, but this first game is actually going to be a prologue to the campaign, a small skirmish that will set the scene for the main event to come.

Tim is basing his campaign on a planet called Thrask in the Caerphillax Sector on the Eastern Fringe – with the intention of developing this area of space over time.
What I’ve decided to do is base my campaign in the same sector, but on a planet called Kotheous. Small, with harsh weather conditions, Kotheous was nevertheless a valuable outpost for the Caerphillax Sector and a well positioned trade route for other planets such as Thrask. That was until it was cut off by warpstorms towards the end of the Age of Apostasy. Abandoned, nature has taken back the planet – it’s factorums and bastions falling into decay. The warpstorms have cleared, but Kotheous remains a shell of its former self, ruined and forgotten. Until a passing Imperial vessel picks up a signal coming from the surface……

In my next update, I’ll be laying out the rules and plans for this opening skirmish.

One last thing.
As the Caerphillax Sector is Tim’s baby, I didn’t want to just wade in like a spoilt child playing with another kid’s toys, which is why I’ve steered away from Thrask and added another planet. But I’m also going a step further. Once my campaign has played out, I’ve come up with a little surprise that will allow Tim himself to decide the fate of Kotheous.

Stay tuned……

New Discoveries

Aren’t new discoveries great? The excitement you feel when you discover a new band, or a series of books you’d never read before.

Well over the last few months I’ve experienced quite a run of new discoveries and I just wanted to share them here.

While I’ve never seen the tv show, I decided to buy the first book in The Walking Dead series of graphic novels and loved it. The atmosphere, the characters. Brilliant stuff. I’m currently working on the fourth and I know I’ve got a lot of zombie goodness still to come.
On the TV – late to the party again – I discovered Sherlock and Boardwalk Empire. I’ve now seen the first two series of the former and I’m working through season 1 of Boardwalk Empire. Really good on both counts.

And then there are the card games. Boy have I fallen big time for these. I bought Infiltration after reading this article by Robert Florence and since then I’ve also picked up The Lord of the Rings – The Card Game, Android: Netrunner and Elder Sign. I’ve joined board/card gaming forums and I’ve even bought sleeves to protect my cards. I wasn’t looking for another hobby, but this one found me and I’ve had a great time introducing my friends to these games.

Expect more from me on these games and my journey through my new found hobby in the coming months.
I just need a new band to listen to and get obsessed with now. Maybe I'll find one at Eurovision.

L.A. Noire

A month or two ago, I finally finished LA Noire. I got it when it was released and the time it’s taken to complete it is more down to other games and real life getting in the way, not the quality of the game. It is definitely a good one with a great cast, utilising superb facial technology.

 

But there are just a few things not quite right. In fact they’re just odd.

 

First of all, the difficulty. I’ve never known a game hold the player’s hand as much as LA Noire. Never once did I feel like I was failing the game – even when I clearly was. I could get everything wrong on an investigation and yet would still complete it. Even when told that I was “back on the streets”, the next case would start and I’d still be in my detective suit like nothing had happened.

And if I died 3 times in a particular shootout, or failed to chase down a suspect in the street, I was given the option to just skip this bit and carry right on with the game. What?!

 

Then there’s the main character. When the game was in development, the choices you had in interviews included “Force” and the script and acting was finished accordingly. But somewhere along the line, “Force” was changed to “Doubt” and so the voice and motion capture that had already been done, no longer fit. Instead of the suspicious, cajoling questioning you’d expect from the word “Doubt”, you get a Jack Bauer-like line of questioning that is downright psychotic!

 

Det. Phelps:       “How did you know the deceased, ma’am?”

Little Old Lady:  “I live down the street, officer.”

Det. Phelps:       “YOU BITCH! DON’T LIE TO ME! WHERE IS THE NUCLEAR BOMB?!"

Even knowing the little hiccup during the development cycle, doesn’t help you live with the fact that the main character of the game; the guy you are controlling; the hero – is an arsehole.

He even (spoilers) abandons his wife and kid to get his end away with some singer!

 

And to remind you of how you’ve just spend 10-12 hours playing a complete prick, the last quarter of the game you play as someone else! Someone altogether more likeable and less likely to bit a suspect’s face off in an interview. Again….what?!

 

I enjoyed LA Noire. It made a nice change from the usual games that pass through my console. But it didn’t make it easy.

Merry Christmas, War is Over

 

 

The other day I thought to myself, I fancy a game of Homefront online.

Having put the disc in and fired it up, I found to my dismay that the servers for Homefront were no more. Following the demise of THQ, Crytek (who were developing Homefront 2 anyway), bought the rights to the whole franchise, but they haven’t as yet turned the servers back on following the transition. That was a couple of months ago now, so a return to the battlegrounds of Homefront is looking increasingly unlikely.

 

Chances are you are shrugging a “so what?” right now. This probably means you’re one of the many who either didn’t bother with the game at all or were put off by one or all of the following things:

 

A very short campaign, questionable AI, an online component with little in the way of game modes or customisation, problems connecting with parties and friends.

 

But there were those of us who saw past these issues. We looked beyond the problems and the lacklustre first impressions. We cracked the surface and found diamonds beneath.

 

 

The campaign may have been four hours’ worth at best, but they were filled with explosive action. The story may have been preposterous, but it was believably told with emotional impact. And the multiplayer? Oh man, the multiplayer. Before Battlefield 3 arrived to steal our hearts and our time, Homefront gave us a brilliant multiplayer experience that – for those who really embraced it – surpassed anything Call of Duty was bringing to the table.

On large, well-designed maps, Homefront used a simple, but perfect mechanic to shape its online struggles. With every kill, assist or captured objective, you accumulated XP that you could spend right there and then in the heat of battle on war gear or other perks. Or, once you’d been killed, you could spend XP to respawn in a teammate’s vehicle or in one of your own. And the more XP you saved up, the greater the vehicles – from armoured trucks to tanks and gunships.

This resulted in games of Homefront starting out relatively subdued, but they would grow into chaotic confrontations as players called in armoured support, choppers and airstrikes.

 

 

Homefront multiplayer may not have had the technical brilliance or scope of the Battlefield series, or the tight, smooth gameplay of Call of Duty. But damn it was fun. And there is a bunch of us out there who mourn its loss.

 

Homefront is dead. Long live Homefront 2. Come on Crytek – make it happen.

Battlefield 3: A Love Letter

Dear Battlefield 3,

The first time I saw you was just a video of your first mission, a simple playthrough. Lots of action and nice atmosphere, but still simple and straight forward. But God, you were beautiful. The lighting, the animations. And the sound! My word, what a voice you had.

And then we met. So often a meeting in the flesh can be a disappointment - the reality struggling to live up to the ideal. But not you. You were everything I'd seen in that first glimpse and so much more. Some spoke ill of your campaign, saying it was trying to imitate the success of others, but I saw a thrilling effort, emotional and varied. Whatever the case, none could argue what you were really bringing to the table. Frostbite 2 - a next-gen engine working on current consoles, pushing them to their limits and giving us visuals and sound quality the likes of which we'd never seen before. What a show you put on.

And that's before I got to the multiplayer - the meat and potatoes of the Battlefield 3 experience. So ambitious, with innovative modes and sprawling warzones. Others who had come before you had taught me little else but selfishness. They were all about my kills and my achievements. You taught me teamwork. You were all about our kills and our achievements. They were I and you were we.

Whether it be reviving squad mates, resupplying their ammo, spotting enemies for others to take down, offering a ride in your many vehicles - your gameplay was so well designed, so brilliantly tuned towards teamwork that it encouraged us all to work as a team even in situations where there were no points to be gained for ourselves. Sights like this amongst the chaos are not uncommon:

Forgive me, I'm rambling and I don't want to keep you. I know you're getting ready for curtain call. As I write this, your Premium members are experiencing your final piece of content and in two weeks, all will be able to access it and witness your last waltz. The End Game.

It is an exciting time, but also a sad one.  I know we have a lot more time to spend together, more memories to create, more Battlefield Moments to experience. But I can't help but think of when we eventually separate, when our time together comes to an end, as all things must. It is on the horizon like a distant silhouette. 

I dread the day when I have to say, "I've met someone else." But I know we'll be ok because we both know who that someone will be. It is you - only bigger, better and fill of all the sights, sounds and moments that can only be found in Battlefield 4.

But let's not think about that now. Let us seize the day and hit the ground running or strap in and take to the skies. Before we draw that line in the sand, before we close the book - let us write that final chapter.

Oorah.

I've Got a Bad Feeling About This Drop

Aliens: Colonial Marines. Right, where do we start? 1979?

You know about the films and you know there have been a handful of decent games made off the back of them, but none of these games have fully lived up to our expectations. We had no reason to believe any of them ever would, until this glimmer of hope shone through the darkness in 2006………

 

 

Oh my. This is it, we thought. Finally. All we’ve ever wanted was to be a Colonial Marine playing out James Cameron’s Aliens. It doesn’t matter which previous game you can think of in the Aliens franchise, they all aspired to be just that. Whether it was Aliens vs Predator on the PC, Alien 3 for the Megadrive or Alien: Resurrection on the PS1, all of them tried to replicate the second film in some way and all of them fell short. But this, this had promise.

After all, with the technology we now have, how hard could it be to make an Aliens game? All you need is right there on the screen.

With the possible exception of Death Race, I can’t think of a film more suited to a videogame adaptation than Aliens. You have a cast of characters, a squad mechanic, great locations, atmosphere, the monsters and an almighty boss battle.

 

So what the hell happened?

  

After that initial reveal, it all went quiet on Colonial Marines. It would be six long years before it emerged again, but it arrived on a wave of big words from developer Gearbox. It was their baby, their labour of love and this game was so true to the franchise that it was proclaimed as official canon by Fox and the true sequel to Aliens. Despite shitting out the worst game ever made in Duke Nukem Forever, Gearbox had our attention and our trust and what they were showing us pointed to a brilliant game ahead.

 

We approached the release. Where were the reviews? It became evident that a review embargo was in place. With publishers trying to maximise week one sales by getting the games magazines to sign non-disclosure agreements, embargoes are rarely good news and show a lack of confidence in their own product. 

 

Sure enough, when the release day came, the reviews landed and they were hard to read:

Edge called it "a familiar mismanagement of a rich and potent set of ideas and images," while OXM described it as a "superficially faithful clone with little of the films' spirit inside."

  

And of course, Hitler had something to say about it too.

 

 

Despite the Fuhrer, I decided to make up my own mind and handed over my money with trembling hands.

 

The game starts well enough with all the right sounds and titles and these sound effects continue throughout the game – the horrifying blip of the motion tracker, the hiss of the aliens and of course the deep, raw sound of the pulse rifle – all are present and correct. Even Lance Henrickson has lent his voice.

 

Other highlights are the first few sections as you are still expecting a true Aliens experience. You are creeping through the darkness, the tension mounting. Finding locations and little nods from the first two films will also cause a few stirs of emotion from you.

 

However......

Voice synching with the marines’ lips is terrible, the AI is seriously flawed and full of bugs – marines suddenly spawn in front of you when you run ahead and you can shoot and walk right through each other.

The textures are awful and the whole game, while not quite last gen graphics, is pretty damn close to it.

I know the game is supposed to be action packed, but there are just far too many aliens and facing them quickly loses its impact.

And the story, while adequate, ends with the hope of a sequel that we’ll never see and also (and I won’t give away how), it gives an almighty "fuck you" to Alien 3’s opening.

 

Having said all that, I did find myself reasonably entertained. I think I had more fun than I did with Black Ops II’s campaign, I was never as frustrated as when playing Kane and Lynch and it isn’t as bad as Duke Nukem Forever. Nevertheless, even if you’re the kind of person who can justify the price for 6 – 8 hours of reasonable entertainment, there are still a lot more games you’d be better off with. The multiplayer is awful and you’d never choose it over Halo or Battlefield and even though there is fun to be had in split screen or 4 player co-op, this will be more down to your friends than the game.

 

But the main reason I can’t in good conscience recommend this game has a lot to do with this:

 

We were lied to. Gearbox rolled us one up. They had us believe the game was better than it was and if Sega have anything about them, they will do something to ensure this doesn’t happen again.

 

But I haven’t told you the worst part.

The worst part of Aliens: Colonial Marines - and this is the game’s greatest crime of all……..The Xenomorph are not scary.

 

Sure there are a few bits in this game that will make you jump and there’s the blind-firing panic you get into when you’re caught in the open or one has worked its way behind you in a corridor, but ultimately this game becomes a firing range. You step boldly into rooms where you should be edging your way in, checking those corners. You run, gung-ho through levels when you should be hunkered down, preying your motion sensor doesn’t beep.

 

These are not H.R. Geiger’s ferocious creatures that have haunted our dreams since 1979. They are far from the perfect organism with a structural perfection matched only by their hostility. They are dumb, limp AI with no direction or grace, flailing headlong at your gun barrel. They are mere cardboard cutouts of cinema’s most beautifully terrible creation.

 

Game over, man.